1. Ask him about the expiry date and batch no. of the pizza.
2. Scare him by carrying a black voodoo doll with you when you answer the door. Poke pins in it while you receive the order.
3. Pretend to interrogate him. Write down everything he says.
4. Pretend you are talking on phone and keep him waiting for a long time.
5. Order the costliest pizza, pay the bill in the form of 1 Rupee coins.
6. Pretend you can’t see him, bang the door on his face at least 3 times.
7. Bring up that colour blindness…. ask him why the entire pizza looks green?
8. Keep digging in your purse for money, tell him “Just a sec” at least for 20 minutes.
9. Start a random discussion on the mileage of his bike.
10. Say ” Nice cap! Aap pahle Himesh ke liye kaam karte the?”
Try these tips for at least 30 minutes, if they don’t work, you won’t get your pizza free!
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